My name is Matthew, and I am an asshole. As you will see in the following entries, I am an alcoholic; that is not to say, however, that I am not a functioning alcoholic. I disregard all things politically correct and choose to live life outside of the social norms; there is nothing too holy to be touched. Whether I am running for my life from the police or picking up random girls, I feel it is time to bequeath my stories for the entertainment of you, the reader.
This is my life, pure and unadulterated.