Thursday, March 3, 2011

A little about me…

My name is Matthew, and I am an asshole.  As you will see in the following entries, I am an alcoholic; that is not to say, however, that I am not a functioning alcoholic.  I disregard all things politically correct and choose to live life outside of the social norms; there is nothing too holy to be touched.  Whether I am running for my life from the police or picking up random girls, I feel it is time to bequeath my stories for the entertainment of you, the reader.
This is my life, pure and unadulterated.
Enjoy.
- Matt

8 comments:

  1. It will surely give me some food of thought, but I do think it's a very sad way to lead a life.

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  2. As I commented on your other post, I'll stick around to see what comes out of your brain. I think I may get some devious enjoyment out of this.

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  3. Critic; this isn't so much me looking for things to write about, but rather, a written collection of odd events that happened in my life - I seem to be a magnet for humorous or rather, eccentric, stories.

    As to Freek, sounds good :]

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  4. Nothing wrong with a good couple drinks every now and then!

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  5. Looking forward to your stories.

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  6. What's your favorite drink? Mine is Hennessy.

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  7. I have to say that I'm a massive fan of 151 or Johnnie, if I'm going to be drinking it straight that is.

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